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A picture speaks a thousand words. Guess what? I did not set this shot up. This is normal life in our household. Nakedness in a chair. We need to stop expecting normal from men. Normal is the new boring. Men can slip into a coma while sitting in a retail store chair waiting for you to come out of the fitting room.

Apparently only women have this magical power. For the love of Pete, what is the big deal about golf?! If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby. A woman speaks about 7, words a day; a man speaks about 2, How weird. The front lawn is the Holy Land. Men like gadgets with lots of fancy shiny black buttons. It makes them feel dang important. Dear men, your Mother is not a saint. If men make the bed and do the laundry, we will gasp.

Enough already with the combover. It has never once fooled anyone into thinking you have hair. Not once. In the history of ever. Breathing like a normal person seems like no biggie to women. For the love of all things holy.. Do you want to know who else has boobs? Your Mom.

After a bottle of champagne, they start licking faces. It makes you want to punch them and kiss them all at once. Men like to barbecue. Weird how that happens. Oil schmoil. Bad boys are like cupcakes.

They are delicious for two nibbles and then you start to hate yourself. Getting a man organized is like herding a cat or pushing a rope uphill. You can praise them, but go easy on the pedal or Mr. Stud muffin will puff up like a peacock. Light it on fire. Most men have a disease. It can also be commonly referred to as open-drawer-itis. Even when dealt with swiftly, this contagious disease re-occurs over and over again.

Pam, can you call my Mom? Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail. Use sparingly and only in an emergency. Be prepared to look like a hot mess for it to truly be effective. And only then. Men can think about nothing for hours. There, tucked in neatly between the messy, pain in the ass moments with a man… you will find the sweet spot. The man, who would lay down his life for you.

Especially if you were naked. Dear men, we luvs you. Most importantly, my lovely blog readers.. I adore adore adore my hubby with every bit of my soul.

He is my everything. You can read more about my hubby here. Lemme have it in the comments. Your email address will not be published. Recipe Rating. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.

Currently you have JavaScript disabled. In order to post comments, please make sure JavaScript and Cookies are enabled, and reload the page. Click here for instructions on how to enable JavaScript in your browser. I luv this and its all true men are men no matter how funny and weird they are its our job to love them BUT making sure their not cheating on , it hurts more then anything when facing the truth.

I love your writing style! And…quadruple points for correct spelling and grammar!! Thanks for the refreshingly real perspective and having the balls to be exactly who you are! I bring him to my neighborhood kayak shop and as we walk outside a seagull starts to squawk. He squawks back. Not once but three or four times!

I literally have to say OK and walk away dismissively to get him to stop. It made me crazy and not in a good way. Sorry nothing gooey or sweet about that! How old is this post? Use this to your advantage. For example: If you dont feel like doing it yourself, use a butter knife instead of a screwdriver.

Works every time. I swear.. I thought it was insightful and true but on the same token they r their best when us wemen are with them. Okay, here goes. Not remembering where he left his weekly spending cash, or how much he used of that cash. Double sheesh. This was absolutely the best! You asked for funny things about men? My husband has a one-track mind. Gracious goodness these are funny and genuine. I have taken in this: since they have a heap of garments on the floor, does not mean they are messy.

They were spotless and I needed to wear them at this moment! Then his wife piped up. I knew my son was Mr Mom, but did not realize just how much! He makes his mother proud. At least one of them does. Thanks Monique. Not gonna lie, I had a good giggle writing the blog post. My husband even helped me write it. We are perfect. Angelic, really. Men ohhhhh Men are notorious for detonating some seriously foul bathroom bombs.

You know it. So shut […]. We poop rosy roses.

Man ohhh man –> MEN. 40 things your Mom didn’t tell you about MEN

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This was a goodreads. While so many people think this book is funny, I actually think it is a sad. The funny man unknown name and I wonder why that is all he is known by An unfunny comic rides an unfunny joke to spectacular fame. He overdoses on his ego and then does something very stupid.

21 Quotes That Prove That NO Woman Needs A Man To Define Her

By Jane Gordon for the Daily Mail. Like millions of young women today there was a time when I was convinced that there was nothing a man could do that I couldn't do better. I even had a framed cartoon of Irina Dunn's famous feminist phrase, 'A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle', hanging on my study wall. I might still hold such sexist views if, for the first time in 30 years, I hadn't had to face the reality of living without a man. But I was wrong. Six months after moving — alone — into an idyllic country cottage, I am slowly coming to realise that there are, in fact, plenty of things I need a man for. And no, not that.

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A picture speaks a thousand words. Guess what? I did not set this shot up. This is normal life in our household. Nakedness in a chair.

A few years ago, Laura Mickes was teaching her regular undergraduate class on childhood psychological disorders at the University of California, San Diego. It was a weighty subject, so occasionally she would inject a sarcastic comment about her own upbringing to lighten the mood.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

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This post was contributed by a community member. The views expressed here are the author's own. We men love these phrases that remind us in an instant of our values, what we believe in, what we wake up to each morning. The simple fact of reading certain quotes, of noting them, of retaining them inspires us.

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You don't need a man to know who you are, or what you're capable of. Getting married should NOT be viewed as an accomplishment. Ok, so you snagged a doctor or a lawyer or a businessman, so what? This isn't something to brag about. You are capable of doing amazing things! But you know that already and hopefully so does he.

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Сьюзан смотрела на него в растерянности. Стратмор продолжал: - Внезапно я увидел в Цифровой крепости шанс, который выпадает раз в жизни. Ведь если внести в код ряд изменений, Цифровая крепость будет работать на нас, а не против. Ничего более абсурдного Сьюзан слышать еще не доводилось. Цифровая крепость - не поддающийся взлому код, он погубит агентство.

If you have a good man, hold on tight. ” 70 Likes, 10 Comments - EL Raphael Hudson (@el_raphael_hudson) on Instagram: “So.

Сердечный приступ. Беккер безучастно кивнул: - Так мне сказали. Лейтенант вздохнул и сочувственно помотал головой.

 Склонность к ребячеству, фанат сквоша с подавляемой сексуальностью. Беккер пожал плечами: - Не исключено, что ты попала в точку. Так продолжалось несколько недель. За десертом в ночных ресторанах он задавал ей бесконечные вопросы.

 - Хейл вроде бы затрубил отбой.  - Теперь это не имеет значения. У вас есть ТРАНСТЕКСТ. У вас есть возможность мгновенно получать информацию.

Она снова начала нажимать кнопки и снова услышала за дверью этот же звук. И вдруг Сьюзан увидела, что кнопка вызова вовсе не мертва, а просто покрыта слоем черной сажи.

 - Умер человек. Почему вы не дождались полицейских. И не отдали кольцо. - Мне много чего нужно, мистер Беккер, но неприятности точно не нужны.

ГЛАВА 114 - Обыщите их еще раз! - потребовал директор. В отчаянии он наблюдал за тем, как расплывчатые фигуры агентов обыскивают бездыханные тела в поисках листка бумаги с беспорядочным набором букв и цифр. - О мой Бог! - Лицо Джаббы мертвенно побледнело.  - Они ничего не найдут. Мы погибли. - Теряем фильтры Протокола! - раздался чей-то голос.  - Открылся третий уровень защиты! - Люди в комнате засуетились.

Боже всевышний. Похоже, мне не уйти. Асфальт впереди становился светлее и ярче. Такси приближалось, и свет его фар бросал на дорогу таинственные тени.

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