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I want a yandere girlfriend

It should look like 2,, in the notes bar. But for the point and to prove him wrong. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Would you date an year-old at the age you are now? Would you ever smile at a stranger? Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

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Hide Ads Login Sign Up. Forum Settings Forums. Anime Discussion. You are lying about wanting to Recent Watched Ignored Search Forum. You are lying about wanting to have a real Yandere gf. You disgust me, you always say that you would love to have a cute Yandere girl but when push comes to shove you won't do it.

I bet you don't even want to be stuck in her basement spending every single morning and evening with her and only her. I bet you don't want her to put a chastity belt on you to make sure she's the only one receiving your sperm. I bet you don't want to form a suicide pact with her once the police finds out and there is no way out.

I bet you won't run away from your previous life to some backwards country just to get away from the police. I bet you won't help her get rid of a body. I bet you won't assist her in the killing of one of your loved ones. I bet you don't want to be stuck in the house for all eternity, spending your time happily with your crazy yet loveable family. I bet you would be happy once your previous Yandere gf who is now your Yandere wife tells you she has not much time to live. I bet you won't be willing to jump off the hospital building with her once it looks like she's about to die.

I bet you won't kiss her one last time mid fall. You greatly underestimate my crippling loneliness. I think all the extreme masochists out there would disagree with you.

My links. You don't know my utter desperation to claim every waifus in every series. Fuck Yandere. Tsundere is Life. Best waifu Material ever. I see you're underestimating sadists I really like yanderes. They are way better than most tsunderes. Frroku said: Fuck Yandere. I want a real dyke, fuck Tsunderes they're all bottoms. It doesn't matter to me I'll take anything I can. Plathyst said: Frroku said: Fuck Yandere.

You underestimate the crushing loneliness of some people. Is there someone who actually says they want a yandere girlfriend?? I don't want a yandere tho, I just want a really lovey and clingy deredere. Yandere is lovely, I'd pick one any day over tsundere.

Why won't you love a yandere? Aguuus said: Most people confuse overrating with overpopularity, for example the poor SAO is a victim of this problem. Nor is there overrating, only people who do not know how to qualify fairly, like me. No, I'm not lying when I said I want a Yandere gf. Of course they lie. And tsundere fans too. Cause all dere suck.

I'd rather be a yandere than be with a yandere. Yanderes are amazing, what are you talking about. I want a yandere girlfriend who will kill anyone for me so could you please stop invalidating my feelings.

I find it very offensive. Yikes, but that doesn't stop me from going through that red light. Some guys want a girl who'll rip his balls off. Kink shaming alert. Yanderes provide great life experience. Why wouldn't I want one for a girlfriend? My yandere girlfriend told me that you're attempting to deceive me. Nice try, pal.

No I don't want a yandere gf I just want a Dakimakura I disagree, A yandere is just a jealous girl. As long as you come home at PM and give her the special stick when the sun goes down she will be kept in check. She is a deredere that demands fidelity from her husbandfu. She is loyal and attentive and protects you from succubi in the local neighborhood. Lisbon said: I don't want a yandere tho, I just want a really lovey and clingy deredere.

You're all forgetting the good side of having a Yandere Gf, she'll never cheat on you. The greatest lie is thinking anime character personalities can even be found in a similar state so easily in real life. Most characters are exaggerated versions of real life, often only shown when you get to know them.

I swear I'm not a lolicon. If your favourite character is Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko , you are my soul mate. Opinions are all relevant. I express mine freely and believe everyone should too. Everything else sucks", then GTFO. My MAL Interview. People only want yandere girlfriend in anime form. If they are 3D, the girls are just psycho to them. TBH, that's sound like pain in the ass, soo At least, not as hard as to live on. Jokes on you I am the yandere myself. Im so confused with this "dere" stuff man!!

My ex used to come see me at work, at home and whenever I was out. One time I had enough so I said lets meet when I say so, didn't work. She sometimes came in the middle of the night and banged at the door yelling my name.

She liked me too much, she was passionate. VanVeleca said: 1. Hey if want to be gagged, kidnapped, castrated and decapitated by my significant other then thats my business. Who are you to say that i dont really want it and back out!?!? What the fuck is here even to discuss. Trump have in common? They both refuse to watch parasite cause they don't understand the language and don't want to read" - Logic Oh my fucking god my fucking sides Best thread of Swagernator said: What the fuck is here even to discuss.

I would love to spend every moment with Juuzou Suzuya from Tokyo Ghoul, it's not a girl and im not a girl either but since its kind of a trap its still hetero i guess lol, Juuzou made me more obssessed with it than any acctual female for some reason. AnimeFreak-San said: is this a male gender issure Ohw boy, saying I'm a masochist would be an understatement So be sure I'd love to have a yandere gf.

Elfezen said: I would love to spend every moment with Juuzou Suzuya from Tokyo Ghoul, it's not a girl and im not a girl either but since its kind of a trap its still hetero i guess lol, Juuzou made me more obssessed with it than any acctual female for some reason. Plathyst Offline Joined: Feb Posts: BBCode My links. Fuck Tsundere. Yandere is Life. Apparently your Taste is shit. Sweet Offline Joined: Jan Posts: Manaban i pay no ban pls Offline Joined: Sep Posts: Hatred Offline Joined: Oct Posts:

How to get a Yandere Girlfriend (According to Anime)

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Top definition. Yandere unknown. Somebody who is sweet and kind at first glance.

Yandere is a Japanese term for a character who switches between cute, romantic, and sweet to deranged, brutal, and unhinged. When it comes to these characters, you either hate this trope or love it for the drama it causes. These characters tend to get jealous quick and manipulate the world if it means getting their romantic dreams fulfilled. Trust us, you do not want a yandere involved in your life.

Step 2: This is a little trickier you have to make it look accidental not like you're purposely running into them. This will be the Yandere's turn off and you will have lost her forever. Step 4: This one is optional but just to make sure your admirer is a Yandere flirt with another girl to see if she gets killed or not. Good job you have successfully got yourself a Yandere girlfriend. Now go on and be happy I'm going home. Man why did I try these techniques?! I'm Stormy Ray Waters and I'll see you in the next blog! This website saves cookies to your browser in order to improve your online experience and show you personalized content. Read our Privacy Policy and Cookie Policy to get more information and learn how to set up your preferences.

"I want a yandere girlfriend"

Now, depending on the type of Yandere, certain things will change. Of course you would! Of course you do!! They love you too!! But some common themes are….

Take a test made by an expert in yandereology to see if you would survive having a yandere girlfriend! Pick what you think would make your yandere happiest to hear you say.

 - Пока он ползет и присасывается к нашей секретной информации. После этого он способен на. Он может стереть все файлы, или же ему придет в голову напечатать улыбающиеся рожицы на документах Белого дома.

You are lying about wanting to have a real Yandere gf

 - Он улыбнулся. - Возвращайся домой. Прямо. - Встретимся в Стоун-Мэнор.

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 Да? - Меган внезапно насторожилась. Беккер достал из кармана бумажник. - Конечно, я буду счастлив тебе заплатить.  - И он начал отсчитывать купюры. Глядя, как он шелестит деньгами, Меган вскрикнула и изменилась в лице, по-видимому ложно истолковав его намерения. Она испуганно посмотрела на вращающуюся дверь… как бы прикидывая расстояние.

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Бринкерхофф и Мидж смотрели, как он нервно шагает по комнате, волоча за собой телефонный провод. Директор АНБ напоминал тигра на привязи. Лицо его все сильнее заливалось краской. - Невероятно! - воскликнул он и снова швырнул трубку.  - Шифровалка вот-вот взорвется, а Стратмор не отвечает на звонки. ГЛАВА 98 Халохот выбежал из святилища кардинала Хуэрры на слепящее утреннее солнце.

"I want a yandere girlfriend".. B UP WITH. THUNBS -ERINNA HAPPEN "A,. E Richard Jainism. if rights.. hfw.

 - Танкадо был известен стремлением к совершенству. Вы сами это знаете. Он никогда не оставил бы жучков в своей программе. - Их слишком много! - воскликнула Соши, выхватив распечатку из рук Джаббы и сунув ее под нос Сьюзан.

You are lying about wanting to have a real Yandere gf

Все, что она сказала, было правдой еще несколько лет назад, но с тех пор положение в АН Б изменилось. Да и весь мир криптографии изменился. Новые обязанности Сьюзан были засекречены, в том числе и для многих людей в высших эшелонах власти. - Шифры, - задумчиво сказал Беккер - Откуда ты знаешь, с чего начинать.

Вы близки к осуществлению своей заветной мечты - до этого остается всего несколько часов. Управлять всей информацией в мире. И ТРАНСТЕКСТ больше не нужен.

Я все это видел, потому что прятался в подсобке.

Ключ стоит в сотни раз больше того, что он платит мне за его хранение. - Извините, но ваш ключ сам по себе ничего не стоит. Как только Танкадо узнает о том, что вы сделали, он опубликует свою копию, и рынок рухнет. - Вы получите оба экземпляра, - прозвучал голос.

Хейл должен был умереть - за страну… и честь. Агентство не может позволить себе еще одного скандала. Стратмору нужен был козел отпущения. Кроме всего прочего, Хейл был настоящим ходячим несчастьем, готовым свалиться на голову в любую минуту. Из задумчивости Стратмора вывел звонок мобильного телефона, едва слышный в завывании сирен и свисте пара. Не останавливаясь, он отстегнул телефон от брючного ремня.

Я хотел бы получить информацию о нем, с тем чтобы посольство могло оплатить его лечение. - Прекрасно, - прозвучал женский голос.  - Я пошлю эту информацию в посольство в понедельник прямо с утра. - Мне очень важно получить ее именно .

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